Weddings & more weddings...

This really homely girl I know — Lisa — got married less than 2 hours ago. She met him about 3 months ago, & now they're hitched. for crissakes. My officemate, Bernie, also got married this afternoon. He, however, had at least known his bride for several years...

And me? Here I sit, 17 months into a relationship that's stuck in a ditch — can't even get him to call me (yeah, we're at an 'impasse' yet once again), muchless commit to a vacation, never mind marriage. Our relationship is starting to resemble the totally fucked up state of SATC's Big & Carrie's 'thing' — hot one day, cold the next — more & more...so much so that I'm beginning to wonder if the SATC writers were somehow able to look into my future & wrote about what would happen between Tommy & me & pass it off as romantic satire for public consumption???

Pretty damn pathethic, huh?